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[saunaclub] EVENTS

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[saunaclub] February 

Swingers Party

 

for your imagination…. and pleasure

 

FRIDAY 17th Feb 11.30pm SHARP

Venue the-factory

 

Dress Code | Burlesque | Sexy

Effort = Entry

online booking only (see below)  

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Standard - Admission / Booking Conditions:-

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GENTS - You  must be an existing  member of  [saunaclub] Swingers Club.

Tel 086 339 6630 for information on how to become a member.

M/F COUPLES - Mebership of [saunaclub] is FREE when you BOOK this party on-line, and turn up for the party!!  

See - HOW TO BOOK - Below.    

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ADVANCE – ON-LINE BOOKING ONLY, through our website.           www.saunaclub.ie  (No refunds once booked on-line), However, if the event does not go ahead, you will of course be re-funded via- Pay Pal.

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Event STARTS 11.30 SHARP!  Irish fashionably late = Possible closed door!  Right of admission reserved, on a first come, first served basis. If you arrive late (after doors close) you will NOT be refunded. Dress Sexy!!

GENTS - No Effort = No Entry.

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Admission Fees –

We have substantially REDUCED the admission fees for this event in order to promote our on-line booking facility and assure attendance, and encourage

genuine couples to attend!

 

M/F Couples            On-line booking / admission fee €25

Single Gents              On-line booking / admission fee €25

Single Females          Free

 

HOW TO BOOK:-

Go to / type;- www.saunaclub.ie  (The HOME PAGE)

Click the “JOIN/LOG IN” button

Scroll to the MIDDLE of the page, to the PAYMENTS NEW window.

Using the DROP DOWN menu, SELECT

 “Saunaclub 3 MONTHS  - €25"

Select/Click BUY NOW!

FILLOUT – the PAYPAL booking form, credit card number, and address. DO INCLUDE your - mobile number, and e-mail address.

Click “REVIEW & CONTINUE” ,  Click “Buy”

 

You will get a receipt – send to your e-mail. THIS IS YOUR Willie Wonka!!! (golden ticket)  We advise you to print this, and bring it on the night!

However we will have a record  of all payments on site also   

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F.A.Q (Frequently asked questions)

 

What if…I can’t book on-line, I can’t use a P.C, I don’t have a credit/debit card?  Ask your Mum to book for you! 

 

What if I’m late?

The doors will probably be closed, and you won’t get in!

 

Can I join on the night?

NO!  - M/F Couples, you need to advance book on line. 

Gents – If you are not ALREADY a member of our website www.saunaclub.ie you will NOT be admitted. 

 

 

We have never been to anything like this before, can we ring, if we have questions? 

Absolutely!, PLEASE DO RING! Ring any time T – 086 339 6630 (not too late!!)

 

What dress is expected?

LADIES - Whataver you are comfortable in!  Corsets, Tassels, Stockings, high heels, latex, rubber, pvc, all acceptable also!

GENTS. -  Definitely - STAY CLEAR OF / NO  “rugby shirts” chinos, shite check shirts, trainers.  Neat & Tidy.  

 

I’m afraid to book on-line?, is it safe?, what about my privacy?

We [saunaclub] DO NOT handle ANY of your credit/debit card information. We use PAYPAL the worlds most secure and trusted payment gateway facility.  

 

Your card statement will be billed   “PAYPAL*CREATIVELEI”   This is all that will appear on your statement, ensuring your TOTAL transaction privacy.

[saunaclub], or our company.

 

Creative Leisure Management Ltd,  (our company) DOES NOT store any of your personal information anywhere on our website, or elsewhere.

   

The PAYPAL facility and interface with our website has been fully tried and tested by us.

 

You will ALWAYS get us on the phone if required. Call/text – 086 339 6630

(unlike other websites!)  

 

 

      

 

 

General Stuff….

 

[saunaclub] We are different….

 

In order to eliminate the huge number of idiots, that attempt to post crap pictures, and generate fake profiles on our website each week. We have now changed the joining process, You may have noticed that we have actually reduced, the number of profiles on our website! We are currently weeding out all profiles we consider either fake, inactive, or a waste of your time.  

 

We have made the following changes to our database. From now on –

 

1/ All e-mail addresses need to be confirmed before joining [saunaclub]

2/ All confirmed e-mail addresses and profiles are now subject to approval BEFORE going live on  the [saunaclub] website.

 

Reality is, the swinging community here in Ireland is still very small indeed, and very much in it's infancy. Our REAL CLUB - IS the swinging community here in Ireland!!!. 

 

Of course there are tons of, so-called "swinger clubs" on the internet, but NONE of them are actually REAL, and actually in IRELAND! Its all just crap  to con you out of your hard earned cash. Still not convinced? Ok - Pick a so - called, "swingers site" on the web; now try to find it's ADDRESS, LOCATION OF IT'S CLUB, IT'S TELEPHONE NUMBER, and the LOCATION OF IT'S NEXT PARTY- YOU WON'T.  Try contacting it by phone - you CANT! 

 

The illusion you see, is all run from dodgy U.K and U.S based websites, most of their so-called listed swingers, are fake profiles generated by the websites themselves, with the sole purpose of praying on lonely single people for their hard cash i'm afraid! And it get worse, once they get your credit card details, they keep them on file, and engage in a legal practice called "re-occurring billing", repeatedly and automatically charging your credit card for membership of their site again and again, once your "trial membership" is up!! it's all in the small print, the "size zero font" that you failed to notice, when you signed up!. Of course its impossible to then contact them again to stop the transaction because they have no transparent contact details have they?
 

You talk the talk.....but will YOU,...... walk the walk?           

 

HOW TO JOIN  OUR - REAL - CLUB!              
 
So what are we looking for in a NEW member at [saunaclub]?
You don't have to be any Brad Pitt or Pamela Anderson! All you need to be is ...Honest!, with yourself, and us. You see [saunaclub] is all about REAL people at a REAL venue, that's our motto! Below, our recipe for success! 

 

1- Create a REAL profile. 


Understandably, vulgar one liners, or even polite one liners, won't get you very far on our website either!. it's a bit like saying... "Do you come here often?" on a first date, are we learning yet?


Do give a good description of yourself, likes, dislikes, what your looking for, the type of people you are looking to meet etc. A bit about your sexual preference helps a lot too, nothing too graphic, just some basics, as couples and singles tend to pair off with others like themselves.  Add some humor, and a nice picture, and your halfway there!
 
About pictures... Guys this is for YOU. DO NOT post a picture of you cock in our "public gallery" This is NOT allowed!!

 

DO read the information on our website (memb benefits) page, BEFORE you attempt to create a profile. We have a duty of care in order to ensure that YOUR explicit pictures are NOT accessed by any minors accidentally. We expect and demand, your full co-operation with the safeguarding of our image on the net. Tasteful pictures are fine, if in doubt, seek our approval before posting any pictures.
 
Once your profile is created, you can then save it, and confirm your e-mail address. Just follow the instructions to do this.  
 
2 - JOIN our REAL Swingers Club !  “Full membership - 3mts – 1 year”

Now you are getting our attention!

We DON'T engage in ANY of the unfair billing practices above. YOU call all the shots with our membership. We use "PAYPAL" to handle ALL our membership sales transactions. PAYPAL is worldwide, well established, and one of the worlds most secure and largest payment solutions.

 

We DO NOT, store ANY of your card information ourselves, its all done via PAYPAL.

You card will be billed "Paypal - Creative leisure" ensuring total discretion.

You will ALWAYS be able to contact us by phone with any queries. 

Our membership is EXCEPTIONAL VALUE too!

 

Single Gents - (on-line)      €25 -   3 Mts        ( FREE  Existing V.I.P's )

Couples -       (On-line)      €25 -   Annual      (FREE if you attend a party)

 

Why do we charge for membership of our site?

Please understand, 99% of the inquiries we get are from complete time wasters / dreamers, who are not really interested in supporting the continued development of our swingers club.  Typically they are "chancing their arm" in the hope of getting something for nothing.

 

If you want something for nothing - f### off, and join face book!

We are "Swingers Club" with a REAL CLUB venue and it costs a lot to keep it all going. We are NOT interested in "Time  Wasters" or "Dreamers" or complete idiots!!!

 

As well as the above - we typically charge an admission fee to each party.

Typically;-

Single Gents     -  €25     

Couples            -  €25    

Single Females - Free

(From time to time, we do "special offers" to our loyal fee paying members, including free entry to some parties) 

 

We generally run a party every month at the minimum, typically weekends.

 

3 - Get Verified by [saunaclub] moderator

 

Single Gents:-

 

Ok you have JOINED - FOR REAL! - Now you are getting our attention! NOW, simply ring us on 086 339 6630 , and arrange to meet us in person for a coffee. It is our policy to personally meet EVERY prospective member, BEFORE granting full [saunaclub] membership.  
Guys - You will need to bring your passport and drivers license (originals) or some other form of credible proof of I.D, (the foremost is recommended)  as well as photocopies of each document.  The meet and greet will take about ten minuets, we will only keep the photocopies of your documents on file, the originals will be given back to you on departure. Gents- you cannot join on the night of a party, you need to have some time done as a member with us, before you can get on the "party circuit"  

 

Couples:-

 

May simply ring us in advance, let us know they are attending, BOOK ON LINE €25, 

and arrange to join (free) and get verified on the night of a party on entry, some form of I.D is also beneficial too. Basically - If you BOOK ON-LINE and arrive as a couple, or single female - your in!

 

 

Hopefully above, answers most of the questions you may have in relation to joining. As stated 99% of the enquiries we get are from time wasters and dreamers, it's a very IRISH thing! We are only interested in the 1% of REAL - Genuine People.

 

Which are YOU?

 

 

Kindest regards

 

[saunaclub] Swingers Club

We don't do "meet and greet" "dance and go home" rented nightclub rubbish! 

[saunaclub] IS - The ONLY – REAL ACTUAL – Swingers Club – ACTUALLY IN IRELAND – with a REAL VENUE – REAL TELEPHONE NUMBER and REAL MEMBERS!

 

Deal with it..."

 

Tel- 086 339 6630

e-mail - saunaclub@live.ie   

 

 

     

Our NEW address:-
Unit 1 Eastway Business Park, Crossagalla, Ballysimon,

  Limerick City - East,

Ireland
To contact us:
Phone/text: 00353 (0)86 339 6630

 

 

 

E-mail: saunaclub@live.ie